Saturday, April 23, 2011

Point of Clarification

To the makers of Chloraseptic,
You are welcome for probably being one of the last humans still using your product. With that being said, I have a question regarding your usage directions. Do the "5 sprays" you recommend include the first 12-15 sprays necessary to finally land a spray on your intended target? Or is it your intent that we just call it after the first 5 sprays for the first few rounds when only our cheeks and tongue are numb with the hopes that by the fourth time we use it, our aim has finally improved? And to your knowledge, in spite of all the aforementioned waste, has anyone ever in the history of mankind ever used an entire bottle of the stuff before the expiration date? You can probably take the bottle size down a notch.

Thanks and You're Welcome,
Kaly

And to God,
I know this is a big weekend for you, so maybe this slipped through the cracks, but the sore throat was really enough for right now. To throw heartburn on top of that is a bit cruel. Please look into this at your earliest convenience.

Hugs,
Kaly

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