I'm the Jeff Foxworthy of Pregnancy

You know you are very pregnant when you have something stuck in your eyeball, but thanks to the sink and your large belly, you cannot get your face close enough to the mirror to see what's going on in there. In a brief moment of panic, I considered climbing up on the sink counter to get closer to the mirror, but then feared that the counter would collapse under my weight. Fear of things collapsing under your own weight is also a pretty good sign you are far along in pregnancy.