Endangered

Dear Baby Appetite Reducing Ear Infection,
If you cause the premature disappearance of Annie's invisible wrist band and "sugar bowls", I will hunt you down and kill you.


Band still somewhat intact. Have you ever tried to get a clear shot of a 13 month old's hands? Not easy.

Unless you temporarily zombi-fy them with a Disney flick, in which case they will lay their little hands with still intact sugar bowls (what my grandmother called the little knuckle-dimples) on the table for a whole 4 minutes until they are distracted again.

So back to the threats.

You better let our girl get her appetite back soon or I will start a campaign to eradicate you from this earth. Sure, curing the world of ear infections isn't as dire as testicle cancer, but this too is serious business. I will make bracelets and create a catchy slogan. Ribbons will be worn. 5ks will be walked. By others.

You have been warned.